A Place Behind The Moon

Anonymous asked: wut's yer favourite aminal?

Dawgz for’ sho’.

Anonymous asked: 1-86!

• 1. Are looks important in a relationship? They’re not the most important, but they don’t hurt.
• 2. Are relationships ever worth it? Yes, absolutely. 
• 3. Are you a virgin? No, I am not. 
• 4. Are you in a relationship? I am. 
• 5. Are you in love? What is love?……..baby don’t hurt me….
• 6. Are you single this year? I already said I was in a relationship stupid. 
• 7. Can you commit to one person? I’ll quote the words of someone very wise: “As long as they can commit to me.”
• 8. Describe your crush: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Girlfriend_767e68_199241.jpg
• 9. Describe your perfect mate: Wife - likes movies and nerdy things, is confident, can wear sweats with no makeup and be comfortable around me
  Australian best friend - Must enjoy kiwi fruit and acting like a ninja. 
• 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? No because most of the hot ones just like buttfaces. 
• 11. Do you ever want to get married? Yes of course. 
• 12. Do you forgive betrayal? Not anymore.
• 13. Do you get jealous easily? Unfortunately yes. 
• 14. Do you have a crush on anyone? Didn’t you ask this already…?
• 15. Do you have any piercings? Nope
• 16. Do you have any tattoos? I will have one very soon. 
• 17. Do you like kissing in public? I don’t like find some weird pleasure from it if that’s what you’re asking…
• 20. Do you shower every day? I do. And IDGAF if it’s bad for my hair because YOLO. 
• 21. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I do believe so, yes. 
• 22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Obvi, who ISN’T is the question. 
• 23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I have done so already. 
• 24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I very much doubt it. 
• 25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year? I AM in a relationship this year…as you full well know…stupid quiz. 
• 26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes. And then they threw me away. How sad. 
• 27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you? No. 
• 28. Have you ever been cheated on? Several times actually. 
• 29. Have you ever cheated on someone? Never have, never will. Filthy. 
• 30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body? Yes, I want 34 DD cups. 
• 31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? Not ‘over’ them. Because of them or for them or with them, yes. 
• 32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love? Jill will always love me. 
• 33. Have you ever had sex with a man? I don’t think so. 
• 34. Have you ever had sex with a woman? Yes. Also, the previous answer was clearly a joke, of course I have. Not. 
• 35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? I have. 
• 36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends? I have done this also. 
• 37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? This to, I have done this. 
• 38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? See above answer. 
• 39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? See above answer.
• 40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone? Yes but then I got really scared and threw it away and never wrote something like that again. This was a long time ago. 
• 41. Have you had sex so far this year? Yes. 
• 42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? My hands are always wandering. ;)
• 43. How long was your longest relationship? 1 year and 2 months. 
• 44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 6 girlfriends.
• 45. How many people did you kiss in 2011? Two. 
• 46. How many times did you have sex last year? ….zero. =(
• 47. How old are you? 18!!!!!!!
• 48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? If I had no chance with them then I would help them cause I liked them. 
• 49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her? Her confidence in most things is overwhelming. And I like that. 
• 50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? No. That bitch gets a door to the face. 
• 51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for? There is. 
• 52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why? The tense of this is weird. I have given up on several someones. Because they are bitches. 
• 53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Yes there is. Stupid stupid stupid. 
• 54. Is there someone you will never forget? Yeah I think so. 
• 55. Share a relationship story. I was cheated on. 
• 56. State 8 facts about your body. I have dark luscious hair. My smile is more of a smirk at times but it’s still radiant. My hands and feet are small. The thing about my feet doesn’t mean anything considering my dick is 17 inches. In diameter. I’m not that tall. I’m fairly tan, especially in the summer. IDGAF if that’s 8 or not, I can’t think of anything else. 
• 57. Things you want to say to an ex: I don’t want to say anything to them. 
• 58. What are five ways to win your heart? Like comic books. Like Star Wars. Like adventures (i.e. spontaneous walks to nowhere, skydiving, hang-gliding). Like dogs and want to have copious amounts of them later in life. Like the food that I cook. 
• 59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!) http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=196367783715411&set=a.153485291336994.26666.100000265720696&type=3&theater
• 60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners? 1 year.
• 61. What is the first thing you notice in someone? Usually their eyes or smile. Sometimes I get lucky and get to hear their laugh first. 
• 62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Wear just one of my shirts and snuggle up for a movie in bed. 
• 63. What is your definition of “having sex”? I feel like this is the same for everyone…
• 64. What is your definition of cheating? Anything past normal talking to another guy. 
• 65. What is your favourite foreplay routine? I didn’t know that there were different routines. I thought you just made out and then
• 66. What is your favourite roleplay? I like to pretend I’m a dyslexic school boy and she’s an alien police woman. 
• 67. What is your idea of the perfect date? One that is fun. Doesn’t matter what it is. 
• 68. What is your sexual orientation? Straight. 
• 69. What turns you off? Lack of confidence, no sense of humor, trampyness. 
• 70. What turns you on? The opposite of those ^.
• 71. What was your kinkiest wet dream? Far to graphic for Tumblr. 
• 72. What words do you like to hear during sex? ‘Do you want me to make you a sandwich after this?’
• 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you? I don’t know. Don’t put me on the spot like that. 
• 74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for? I like a nice butt…
• 75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you? To be honest I’ve had a lot of sweet things done for me, I can’t really pick. 
• 76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone? Four words: Dick in a box. 
• 77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships? After age 22 I don’t think it matters all that much to a certain extent. Below age 22 I think it should be kept to around 2 years. 
• 78. What’s your dirtiest secret? My room is really extremely messy right now. 
• 79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why? Merp. 
• 80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Earlier today. 
• 81. Who are five people you find attractive? Zooey Deschanel. Natalie Portman. Emma Watson. Emma Stone. Scarlet Johansson.
• 82. Who is the last person you hugged? I think Anna. But I’m not 100% on that. 
• 83. Who was your first kiss with? Nicole. 
• 84. Why did your last relationship fail? Because she is not great in relationships and didn’t know what to do so she ended it. 
• 85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet? Off the Internet? Sure. On the Internet? Probs not. 
• 86. You’ll love me if you bring me chocolate chip oreo brownie cupcakes right now. 

Anonymous asked: HAI

HAI. Who is this?

So here’s 1-5.

1. My real name? Christopher Daniel Brennan
2. My current crush? ‘Palm’ela ‘Hand’erson. If you get my meaning. ;)
3. Addiction? My phone
4. How tall am I? I actually don’t know for sure. 5’10”?
5. Relationship status? I am taken.

Anonymous asked: hey you skipped some. BUM.

No I didn’t! Which ones did I skip?!

Anonymous asked: oops too lazy 15, 18, 22, 23, 30

These are all going in one. Because you are ridiculous.

7. Boys I trust - Jake, Max, Matt
9. Current mood - Feelin’ pretty spiffy
10. Last time I did something for 1st time - Last Friday
11. Confession - Father forgive me for I have sinned?
12. Who I miss - Nobody I have them all.
13. Who I last hugged - Anna
15. Who’s always there for me - Caroline
18. Who makes me laugh the most - Jakers
22. Turn ons - Confidence, humor, eyes, smiles
23. Turn offs - self bashing, no humor, prudeness
30. Last person to give me butterflies - This anon because they think I’m super coot.